Holy crap, who could have predicted this? I certainly never imagined I'd see my old friend worm get a haircut, not to mention one so drastic, not to mention to be asked to execute it! worm's a man of surprises, and no mistake!

Before shot: worm gets situated.	First I try mowing through his crop with the clippers.
Then Bexley explains to me it's easier to start with the scissors.	Fistful of worm's hair!
Trimming the back; worm remains complacent.	Even though the mane is missing, he doesn't look too different.
Here, we try a Blitzkrieg (inside joke).	Why the pensive expression? Having second thoughts?
"What are you doing? Are you fucking up my hair entirely?"	"Quit worrying about getting it all in the trash and just cut it!"
Aw, what girl could resist this expression...	I pause to take advice from the audience as to what should happen next.
A Leslie Uggams boufant flip curl? On worm? Why not!	Trimming for homogenous length everywhere. He insisted on a 6-gate.
worm soaks his hair down to lose the cowlicks and part.	And he insists on the back of his neck being trimmed properly!
Hans just takes it all in.	Martin, Jeff's new friend, and Jeff, dominating the couch.
Bexley kills off hostile stomach bacteria with a few shots.	And me... who can guess what's going through my mind? Certainly not I.
After shot: so, what do you think?	Peter Venkman, or Gestapo officer?