 Matt (priest); Jarrin (Angry Guy - look at the evil eyebrows!); someone (Deckard from 'Blade Runner') |
 Sensing a metric assload of diablerie about to happen, the priest prepares his stock. |
 Sharon demonstrates the best of anime. |
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 Action-based wallpaper you can download to your desktop! See? There's Pris! And there's a ghost... except that's a real ghost. The place is haunted. |
 Demi (Velma) and Aaron carefully monitor the grill. |
 Jeff realizes I've replaced my flash bulb with a tiny slingshot loaded with pellets. |
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 A very dapper Troy promenades into the scene! |
 And here's where the trouble starts... |
 I'm a software pirate. Get it? Most people did. |
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 "Mirage" dressed up as a fell creature of torment! Nice job on the wings, though, man. |
 The anime chick and Pris chill out a moment. |
 "13 Bloodthirsty Aimees and Great Lunar Charlie have come for your SOULS!" |
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 "Whitefox" adjusts something on his woman, blocked out by the Angriest Man in South Mpls. Trina couldn't be angry if she tried. |
 Jesse and Emily; oh yeah, they're totally in love, that's obvious. |
 It's Rogers! And his hyperintelligent costume! Get it? Get it? ...Of course you don't. |
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 When not puking up honey, a leery Erik surveys the scene; Jeff and Trina have a smoke and a swing; Ursula flaunts her left shoulder like a shoulder-strumpet. |
 Caly is too brilliant, too cool! |
 Milkman Troy and Logan (disguised as Logan From Five Minutes Ago) observe the smokers on the smoke deck. |
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 Ooh, what a wicked doll! And cancerrific! |
 Angels are evidently protecting Ashley from a sneaky up-skirt picture... damn. |
 But Ashley does want us to note her ducky little skull-and-crossbones tights. Tight! |
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 Ryan looks too hot for his own good. Which makes us question Ashley's motives... |
 Erika entertains my mom (The Governator) while I'm out back urinating or spilling my drink or setting something on fire. |
 And there's Whitefox' chick, Jeremy (Strong Bad), and Christel (State Fair Butterhead)! |
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 "You never buy beer, you just rent it. ...Though sometimes you choose to renew the lease." |
 ARRR!! I'm... havin' a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop. |
 Oh, where's the big bad bumblebee... THERE he is! |
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 Ursula drifts along in her own little cloud of contentment, far beyond the likes of man. |
 Ooh, it's a sexy dead chick. My favorite kind. |
 "Cigarettes, novelties... pathos..." |
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 Caly and jodi are in the place to be, and the place to be is next to the snack table. |
 I don't know who this guy was but he's one of the coolest m'f'ers at this whole show. And the skirt wasn't half bad either: Gwen does an astonishing Marilyn Monroe. |
 Sasha: "But I want to look like a sexy surgeon, not a stripper!" |
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 The Naughty Ghost notices an off-duty resident hiding behind a couple of pirates. |
 Joe (Cap'n Hottie), Beth ("figment"), Josie, and XN (going for pun rather than integrity). |
 Captain Morgan and Tory (Reverse Shoplifter) talk to the Alexis (Cigarette Girl). |
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 I learned in elementary school: if you want your photo subjects to smile big, you have to pull down your pants. |
 You can sweep up any movie theater you like, but you'll never create a heap of trash as sweet as Nichole. "Now it's dark..." |
 Hey, it's worm and Jarrin! Or is it Jarrin and worm? |
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 No really, which one's which?! One's confused and the other's sleepy! Who could it be? |
 Laura is... a... thing with tentacles. I was drunk when she explained it. |
 LEVEL BOSS: You go up against Bexley! |
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 This is a creepy-ass silhouette, the last thing I want to see in my kitchen. |
 And it looks like he can somehow puke up bioluminescent fluid, all over the sink... |
 Q: How do you defeat even the toughest level boss? A: With love. |
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 This is bad... the person holding the camera is drunker than we are. |
 Round Two for the Ukrainian Tongue Whipping Dance finals. |
 It also involves some leg-wrestling, I guess. |
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 "Thaadd" as Apocalyptic Thaadd. I wouldn't have recognized her if she hadn't told me! |
 Oh, a bunch of people... just a bunch of people... |
 Jesus, even more people. When will it stop? |
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 Sexy Ghost, Vampiric RN, and Black Devil! |
 Whitney and Troy share a smoke and a lurch. |
 Carrie, or DJ Rahna, disguised as Blue. Well done! Not a scrap of red on her! |
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 The Mad Hatter sips his tea, and Poop Dawg (Mike) flashes his signs. |
 And now, for an exercise in recursion: Alis is the White Rabbit! |
 Uh-oh, the Klingon Cigarette Girl couldn't hold her candy... |
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 Messy, messy! No more wire hangers, ever! |
 Apparently I've gone straight from booze to pills... Rock'n'Roll Pirate Radio will never die! |
 Aaron is... suspicious. Of everything. |
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 Man, I so want to look up that chick's skirt, but it's Ryan... but he's hot, but it's Ryan... |
 Logan brought two costumes, and now he's Logan Disguised as Rock Monicker! Cunning! |
 City Councilman Mike straps on the base and lays down a foundation of ROCK. |
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 Oh, man... the night's taking its toll on Jeremy... |
 Ursula just... looks sinister. Creepin' me out. |
 Rock on, Angry Guy! I'm gonna go pass out now! |