
A little worse for the wear but plenty intact, Amanda's wedding dress. |

Detail of the dress (and a large, friendly blotch of red wine). |

Graciously Collin and Amanda agree to open some presents for the benefit of their guests, though really they just want to run off and pass out somewhere remote and safe. |

The host of eager onlookers, very excited for the newlyweds and totally digging the gift-opening. |

They are awarded some kind of good-luck monkey-demon statuette. |

BLARGHH!! |

Opening more stuff... this stuff is pretty... |

Oop, more stuff to open! How about that? |

Oh, look at the more-stuff they open! How it makes them laugh! |

Yup, yellow plates to go with the blue stuff they have. |

Collin and Andrew bend over, but Simon did not say "bend over". Amanda never falls for that. |

"Oh good, towels! For when we get wet! Which happens, you know." |

Aw, a cute card! Little kids on it. And they're getting married! |

That's funny. A large present filled with more presents. That's clever. |

More yellow and blue stuff! Lovin' it! Blue and yellow, man, yellow and blue! Watch out! HYAAAH!! |

A big box of stuff! WATAAHH! Eagle Claw! Now we're cookin' with gas! |

Collin is too choked up, so Mr. Hand will issue thanks and gratitude to the attendees. |
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