I hate moving. I've lived in Minneapolis for almost eight full years and I've moved... let's see, arrived in Seward, to Blaisdell, Stevens, NE, Lake/Dupont, this place... five times, and I'm about to move a sixth! I know a lot of the inconvenience is my own fault, being that I own so much CRAP, but I've been doing a good job at getting rid of it all slowly. I sold two dressers, gave away two lamps and a bagful of dinner plates and glasses to friends, donated three boxes and bags of coats and shirts and blankets, and am perpetually downsizing and simplifying my environment. There are a few last things I can't seem to get rid of, dunno what I'll do about those... but the point is, moving is a tremendous inconvenience for me. It doesn't get any easier each time.

I have to move out of this place because the house my unit is in has been sold. I had to move out of the last place because my ex-roommate stopped paying rent. The time before that, yeah, it was a matter of convenience as my rent was going up so I took a roommate and moved to NE Mpls., but frequently I would rather not move and just stay where I am. That's not always my option. And yes, I do think about buying a house now and again, but between regular house maintenance and all the chores that go with it, would I want to? If I can't keep my room clean or all the dishes washed, what would I do with a house that needed new windows or had a lawn that needed weekly/bi-weekly mowing, a sidewalk that needed shoveling/salting in the winter? On the other hand, it would finally be a place to stay, somewhere I could decorate however I liked and just store my damn stuff once and for all...

Anyway. What follows purports to be a sizeable and useful directory of resources for other people who may be moving to Mpls. from out-of-state or within the Cities, just relocating restlessly as I think we all do sometimes. And this is also for me, for the next time I have to find a new stupid apartment 'cos the old stupid apartment has farted out on me for whatever reason.

Apartments

I'm kinda torn on the idea of apartments: on the one hand, it makes sense to pay one lump sum and "own" a property; on the other, it's reasonable to keep paying for something you keep using. As long as I'm renting at a $1/1' sq. ratio or better, I don't feel ripped off.


Roommates

Ugh, roommates. I wouldn't wish this on anyone. I seem to get along best with perfect strangers... wait, that's not true, Ryan Noeker owes me $300, and he was a friend-of-a-friend. So I guess I get along with attractive women... wait, no, my last roommate like that owes me $600. Okay, I don't work well with anyone!


Tenant Rights

I could've coasted through my life blissfully unaware of the legalities of my living arrangements, but one landlord in particular tried to put the screws to me when my roommate flaked, and I had to do extensive legal research and consultation to defend myself. I did so successfully - now you can too.