Parker - Monkeying around in my back seat!

London - "Get a picture of me reading!"

They're remarkably well-behaved when you point a camera at them.

Poor Todd. Logan didn't tell him we were coming, and then he wasn't here to meet us. We were a surprise for Todd.

Oh, and here comes Jeff, secret-devil-sign at the ready.

Todd eases up so Jarrin takes over casting the spurious glances at people.

London and Parker team up at the upright 'Aliens' videogame in the living room!

A night-shot of Nicollet Avenue, looking south from Logan/Todd's house.

A particularly doll-like Demi nursing her poison-o'-choice in a sports bottle.

Courtney and Erika breeze in to get this party started!

Christel arrives and is greeted by a blinding flash.

Ashley presents the huge-ass salmon she intends to grill.

You name it, Ryan's cool with it. Whatever. You know.

Awww, it's Ursula!

A particularly regal Troy commands the scene.

This is Savannah, Aimee's daughter. (Head is being tilted to showcase her gassy smile.)

And this is Aimee. (Head is being tilted to... naah, too easy.)

The life of every party, the twin cauldrons of fire and smoke.

The motley assortment of KFG'ers begins to unwind on the porch, despite the nippy weather.

Hide in that bad-ass hood, Court-Court.

No Girlz Alloud! This Meens YOU!

Grilled salmon, hot links, and a bottle of Moose Drool. Kings wish they had it so good.

Alas: flowers, like the flower of youth, wither and die... wither and die...

Repairing to the living room, we peruse an unusual find...

...a 15y.o. Peruvian girl's skull, inherited from a neighbor. (Shot displays upper jaw and spinal hole.)

Tonight we drink for tomorrow we may die!

Circumradiant Logan!

Logan, shortly before snapping at the photographer for taking so many damn photos.

"Yes? Can I help you?"

Quick, shoot the little girl!

Now use the 2-D overhead radar to guess when things are going to lunge at you in the sidescroller!

A quick blast to the thorax and the elevator cables are safe!

Screw the eggs: blast the alien-queen to kingdom come!

Frustrated with inadequate human partners, Logan runs both controls by himself.

And now a cute little song-and-dance from Parker and London!
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